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Failcorp™ and You: Birthday gatherings.

Greetings, traveller. I see your journey throughout the bowels of Failcorp has made you ragged and dreary. Let us continue your orientation so that you can fit into the Failcorp ecosystem.
Annually, each office drone will have a birthday. Other office drones will see it necessary to halt work for twenty minutes on this occasion so all staff [...]


Failcorp™ and You. No: 001

Welcome to Failcorp™. I’ll be guiding you through some of the basics of working here. Every now and again, I’ll offer you a tip on how to stay on top in this workplace. I hope you enjoy.
Today’s tip:
You won’t be working at Failcorp™ much longer. Make sure that anything you log in to on the internet isn’t [...]